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shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

passionpayne:

boys who have a long list of ‘standards’ just make me laugh. who do u think u r. u r weak. i can go ahead and not shave for months and never do my hair and curse like a sailor or look like a goddess who just stepped off of a magazine cover and still take over ur the world, shit on ur whole life AND give u a boner. boys are weak. destroy them all

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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icatsami:

queerenby:

f-ckr:

for all the math fanatics out there.

THIS IS IT!! THIS IS WHAT JACK SKELLINGTON COULDNT FIGURE OUT!!!

Mother of God

icatsami:

queerenby:

f-ckr:

for all the math fanatics out there.

THIS IS IT!! THIS IS WHAT JACK SKELLINGTON COULDNT FIGURE OUT!!!

Mother of God

col0urs0nly:

adorus:
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Coffee in the snow with my darlin’.

2014 resolution: don't fuck it up

marinashutup:

it’s weird to think that everyone views you differently like one person might think you put the stars in the sky and another person could think you crawled out of the pits of hell and are here to drag them down with you